The Moment Has Finally Come!

My Mom has waited some 27 years to tell me "You got what you deserved!" It has happened before but not to the extent that it happened today.

I have a picture of me when I was 1 year old and I had dumped baby powder all over myself and the carpet. (Notice the bells on my shoes. I got into so much stuff that my Mom put bells on my shoes so she would know where I was at all times. And if it got too quiet she knew I was in to something.)
My Mom had found me covered in baby powder yet she was able to grab her camera and capture the moment forever to make sure I knew what a naughty baby I had been. Growing up she would always tell me that she couldn't wait until I got what I deserved. Well Porter did many naughty things like rubbing diaper rash creme and black shoe polish into the carpet. But today life came full swing when Ruby not only dumped baby powder all over herself and the carpet but then she did it again later in the day. Plus earlier in the day she had gotten Sam's deoderant off our dresser and crumbled it all over her bedroom floor and all over her hands, pants, face and even put it in her mouth and was spitting it out when I came in the room. Luckily I have been preparing for these mischevious children and it makes me laugh every time they do something so ME!

This evening Ruby has gotten into both bottles of hair gel, hair wax, and cologne and found some baby oil. Plus she wrote in permanent black marker on the carpet in my bedroom last week.